(This post originally appeared on August 19, 2010, but I decided to update it with a video showing how to roast the green chiles!)

Hatch green chiles come from Hatch, New Mexico and are a staple of New Mexican cuisine.  If you have ever taken a trip through New Mexico, you probably noticed that you can get green chiles on practically EVERYTHING – pizza, sandwiches, eggs, and burgers just to name a few (on my last trip up there, I even came across green chile wine!).

While I was born in Texas and definitely have the West Texan accent, my mom is from Santa Fe, NM so green chiles were part of growing up, and I am thankful that they were.  Green chiles can pack a bite that is far different than a serrano or a jalapeño, and also have the possibility of being hotter too.

Central Market has an annual a Hatch Green Chili fest where they bring in green chiles to both Central Market and the other HEB stores.  Every year I have stopped by to pick up some of the chiles and I would be disappointed because it seemed to me like Texas got the “weak sauce.”  This happened to change this year when I went to the HEB Plus on Blanco and 1604.  I bought a couple of pounds of chiles (I mean, they were on sale for $1.29, I had to try!), and man oh man, those boys were the real deal Hollyfield.  My roommate of serrano pepper bet fame had one and it put him on the ground!  I knew I had to go back and get a bunch to roast.  I didn’t even chance going by the HEB closest to my house, I wanted to make sure I got some hot chiles so I picked up about 20 pounds from the Blanco/1604 HEB.

Anyway, since the chiles were good, I figured I would let you know how to roast them so you can enjoy them yourself without having to pay HEB a premium to roast them for you.

This is the site of deliciousness about to be roasted.

First, heat up your grill REAL hot.  Spread out some green chiles across it.  Close the lid and kind of listen for them to sizzle.

Chiles on the grill.

When you hear the sizzle, open the grill up and flip ‘em over.  You want to make sure that the skin is good and blistered.  When you open the grill, breath a deep breath in and enjoy the smell of roasted chiles!

Continue to roast the other side, and even the edges.  Get them where all the skin is blistered.  This will help you peal it off when you are ready to cook them.

I can smell them now...

Prepare a cutting board with a wet towel on top of it.  As your green chiles are ready to come off, place them on this wet towel and then cover them up with another wet towel.  This is to get the steam to continue to cook them.  As I get a good stack of them, I will take the cutting board inside, pull the towels/chiles off, and replace with new towels so they can continue to steam a little bit.

Don't forget to have a damp cloth below and on top of the chiles to steam them when they come off.

Finally, after you are finished cooking the chiles, let them all cool down before you bag them and place them in your freezer.  I put around three to a bag because depending on who will be eating my dish (whether they like hot/medium food), I will use either 3 to 6 green chiles.  Some people choose to take the charred skin off right now, I happen to just wait to do that whenever I defrost them.  HEB says that they last 6 months, but I have been known to let mine freeze for way longer than that.

Get out there are grab some green chiles, because the next couple of days I will be posting a couple of recipes that use them that are family favorites!

Now that you have your roasted Hatch green chiles you might need some recipes:
Mom’s Famous Queso
Green Chile Sour Cream Chicken Enchiladas

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Bake, Broil and Brew owners Michelle and David Solis have kick-started their idea of building a commercial kitchen space for the San Antonio community, the first ever in our city. With plans to open doors in the next few weeks, this West side location is sure to get locals fired up about the possibility of being their own boss.

Budding entrepreneurs have limited space and resources, which makes it difficult to jump from a self-startup to a full-time business. Bake, Broil & Brew is bridging that gap.

Not only can a small business owner rent out space for, let’s say, a cupcake business, but one can also grow their consumer base to eventually cocoon into a blooming (and booming) business.

Michelle Solis, owner and Chief Executive Officer explained the process where a local entrepreneur can rent out the facilities at Bake, Broil & Brew. This includes:

• One large, general purpose and fully-equipped kitchen
• Two general-purpose kitchens
• One fully-equipped baking station
• One state-of-the-art brew kitchen (Zapco system included)

Bake, Broil & Brew Kitchen Plans

The entrepreneur can rent this space by the hour, day or month where the rates vary depending on time of day and length of time.

Reserving space is also quite simple, as it will be an online calendar available to those already in the system. Checkout is just as easy. Once your time is booked, you can easily pay using the Google Checkout process.

Bake, Broil & Brew is also equipped with an on-site small business center and the front of the facility will double as a demonstration area for events or showcases.

The Bake, Broil & Brew offices will also be available to provide some guidance for those who are getting started as a business owner. Michelle and David Solis have been working with several San Antonio businesses to make sure entrepreneurs will be provided with the necessary resources to grow. These include contacts for insurance companies, account managers, business centers and the San Antonio Metro Health office.

Bake, Broil & Brew is the ideal one-stop-shop for local San Antonians who have a dream to start their own self-sustaining catering, baking or brewing business.

If you’re interested in learning more, Bake, Broil & Brew is hosting several events for local entrepreneurs to find out how Bake, Broil & Brew can help them get started. The next session is today, Thursday, June 23 and they have sessions at 11:30AM-1:00PM and 6:00-7:30PM.

To keep up with the latest Bake, Broil & Brew news and events and when they officially open their doors, check out their Bake, Broil & Brew Facebook page or on Twitter at @BakeBroilBrew, or reach out to Michelle Solis via email at msolis@bakebroilbrew.com.

At my Christmas party two years ago, she brought her Mom’s version of Pastel Diplomatico, a traditional Mexican dessert consisting of flan and chocolate cake.  The cake was devoured and my roommate and I had a battle over the tiny remaining piece.

After bringing the dessert again to this year’s Christmas party (I’m just sayin’, I think that this should become a tradition…), I asked her if she would be interested in sharing the recipe.  It’s so good that you will need a diplomat to help you decide who gets that last piece.

–San Antonio Joe

One thing Mexicans know how to do is bake. We’ve got our empanadas, cuernos, reposteria, and – of course – pastel, or what you gringos call “cake.”

My grandparents owned a bakery in a small town in the state of Nuevo León, Mexico. This spawned many bakers in my family, including my cousin who now owns his own bakery in the town of Cadereyta, Nuevo León.

Several years ago, my cousin visited our family in San Antonio and made El Diplomatico, a tactful and delectable pairing of chocolate and flan cake.  Over the years, my mother has taken this cake to a new level, adding her special touch to this dessert, causing one of my aunts to exclaim, “¡Parece que estamos en la gloria¡”

San Antonio Joe asked me to write a guest post on his blog with this family recipe (because he knows good food).  So with my Mom’s permission, I share with you the secret recipe of El Diplomatico.

El Diplomatico
Click here for El Diplomatico Recipe Cards!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

• Blender
• Bundt pan
• Large casserole dish that fits a Bundt pan
• Aluminum foil

INGREDIENTS

For the Flan

• 14 oz can sweetened condensed milk
• 12 oz can evaporated milk
• 4 oz cream cheese
• 3 eggs
• 1 Tbsp vanilla extract

For the Chocolate Cake

• 1 box of Betty Crocker™ Super Moist Cake Mix “Triple Chocolate Fudge” flavor (and the ingredients shown on the box:  3 eggs, 1 1/3 cups water, ½ cup vegetable oil)
• 1 Tbsp instant pudding powder (chocolate flavor)
• 1 Tbsp cocoa powder
• 2 Tbsp mayonnaise (to make the cake extra moist!)

For the Topping

• ½ cup cajeta (goat’s milk), dulce de leche or caramel
• Chopped pecans for topping
• A little bit of butter and flour to grease the Bundt pan

DIRECTIONS

Start by preheating the oven to 350ºF.

Part 1: The Flan

1.  Add all flan ingredients to the blender and mix on a high setting for several minutes until the ingredients are in a liquid state.

2.  Set aside.

Part 2: The Chocolate Cake

1.  Separate the egg whites and yolk.  Whip the egg whites in a large mixing bowl until fluffy.  Set the egg yolks aside in a small bowl.

2.  Add the remaining ingredients (including the egg yolk) to the mixture and mix well.

3.  Set aside.

Part 3: Where Flan Meets Chocolate Cake (how diplomatic of them!)

1.  Grease all sides of Bundt pan with butter.

2.  Sprinkle flour on all sides of the Bundt pan.

3.  Pour the cajeta (or dulce de leche/caramel) in the Bundt pan.

4.  Pour in the flan mix.

5.  Pour in the cake mix so that the mixtures almost reach the top. (You may have some cake mix left over.)

6.  Cover the Bundt pan with aluminum foil and seal the edges tightly. Cut out the middle portion to seal the inside edge.

7.  Place the Bundt pan inside the casserole dish and place in the preheated oven.

8.  Fill the casserole with water so that the flan portion of the Bundt pan is surrounded by water. (This practice is called “baño Maria” or “bain marie.”)

9.  Bake for 75 minutes.

10.  Carefully remove the cake from the oven.

11.  Let the cake cool for 30-60 minutes, then place in the refrigerator overnight (or for at least 7-8 hours).

12.  When ready to serve, remove the aluminum foil and gently use a knife or other flat utensil to loosen the cake edges from the pan.

13.  Place your presentation plate bottom up on top of the Bundt pan. Flip both plate and pan over. The cake should slip out easily.

14.  Garnish with chopped pecans for decoration.

There were all kinds of recipes ranging from Hatch Puppies, Meatballs, Rice Soup Dish, Tomato Bisque, Chili, Cupcakes, and Chile Chocolate Chile Bread.  But it turns out that the winner and grand champion was a Hatch Chile-Avocado Ice Cream!  Be sure to check out Michael Saiz’s (the Meatball guy) blog for way better pictures than I could take on my iPhone!

Some of the contestants at the cookoff.

I received Honorable Mention, but it really meant a lot the SA Police Chief McManus and Tanji Patton both came up to me and told me how much they enjoyed my recipe!  I ended up getting a $20 Central Market giftcard, and upon leaving the store and smelling the green chiles roasting, I used it to buy a box of hot roasted chiles.

SAPD Chief William McManus an Tanji Patton at the judes table.

Overall, it was quite a day!  Thanks to all the judges and congratulations to all the contestants and winners!

The winner and champion, Adele Williams!

Here’s what you are going to need:

*1 Fully Cooked Chicken (I can find these are my grocery store; if not you can cook 3-4 chicken breasts on your own)
*1 lb grated cheese Mexican Blend
*1 medium onion chopped
*30 pack of corn tortillas (you’ll probably only use 20)
*3 Hatch Green Chiles (6 to make it really spicy)
*28 oz of chicken broth (use 2 of the 140z cans)
*1/2 cup butter
*4 TBSP flour
*2 cup sour cream (use the 16oz container)
*gang load of vegetable oil

-Preheat oven to 350F
-Heat vegetable oil in a pan on Medium High and dip each tortilla in the oil for about 2-3 seconds (see more detailed explanation below)
-Chop and saute onion, defrost green chile remove charred skin (feel free to de-seed/de-vein the chile to decrease heat) and chop; mix together with shredded chicken and cheese
-In another pan, combine butter and flour and melt
-Add chicken broth and stir; add sour cream and bring to a rolling boil
-Roll chicken mixture in with the tortillas (should make approximately 20-24 enchiladas) and place in pyrex pan
-Pour sour cream sauce on top of the enchiladas
-Cook in the oven for 20 minutes
For more details, read below.

Here's all the ingredients that you are going to need.

Go ahead and get your oven preheated at 350F so it will be ready when you are done rolling all your enchiladas.

Now the first step can be difficult if you are a gringo like me and don’t really make enchiladas on a regular basis.  You might think that corn tortillas are like flour tortillas and are ready to go out of the package.  Not so.  You actually have to dip them in hot oil so that they don’t break.

Pay careful attention to these directions and you’ll be cool (and have a bag of flour nearby in case you start a grease fire).  Get a skillet and fill it up with oil where it will completely cover a tortilla.  Heat up the oil a little bit more than Medium High; you are going to want it to get hot enough that when you dip the tortilla in with tongs it immediately starts bubbling up.

Two Scoops is showing you how to cook the corn tortillas in the hot oil. Be careful not to burn down your house in this step.

When the oil is nice and hot, have a plate with a paper towel square on it.  Dip the tortilla in the oil for a couple of seconds, flip it to the other side, hold it above the oil and let the excess drip down, and then place it on the paper towel.  Put another paper towel square on top of it and repeat the process.  You are eventually going to have a stack of tortillas alternating with paper towels (kind of how you you get cheese slices separated by paper from the deli).  Do this with the exhaust fan on high (so you don’t trip your fire alarm) and BE CAREFUL.  The oil is VERY HOT!  Remember that if a fire does happen, use flour and NOT water to put it out.

While you are cooking your tortillas, place your chopped onion in a skillet nearby with a little bit of oil and saute them where you get a little bit of brown edges.  This will probably be done around the time you are finished with the tortillas.  Place the onions to the side and go and shred the meat from the chicken.  If you buy a cooked chicken from the grocery store, try to get all the meat you can off of it and shred/dice it up using both the white and dark meat.  Otherwise, cook your chicken breasts through and shred the meat.

Mix the chicken, onions, cheese, and diced green chiles (that you have defrosted and de-skinned) all together in the bowl.  I found that the best way to do this is with you hands so that you can get everything mixed up really good.

The chicken, onion, cheese, and green chile mixture. Your hands are a much better mixing utensil than a spoon (just be sure to wash them).

You are now ready to get your sauce going.  Melt the 1/2 cup of butter (one stick) in a pan and mix in the 4 TBSP of flour on Medium High to get good mixture.  You are then ready to stir in the chicken broth for a little while followed by the sour cream.  You will notice chunks that appear in the sauce, keep stirring until you get a nice thick sauce without any lumps.  This is crucial and will make a good sauce; if you rush it will be kind of runny and the ingredients won’t blend together.

Do you see any lumps in the sauce? Nope. Be sure to take your time and you'll get a good, thick, and consistent sauce.

While your sauce is simmering, start rolling your enchiladas with a handful of chicken mixture in each.  Line them up in the pan, and once you are through you should have a 9×13 pan and a 8×8 pan filled with them.  Pour the sauce over both the pans and place them in the preheated 350F oven for 20 minutes. Once the time is up, get ready to eat some of the best enchiladas in the world!

The finished product. Enjoy!

While this is all very true (especially the eggs part), you might be looking for something more concrete so I have decided to give you my Mom’s Queso recipe.  Nothing reminds me more of my childhood than this appetizer.  We had it for the big games (both tailgating at Texas Tech football games and for the Superbowl parties), celebrations (graduation, end of school, and birthdays), and family get togethers.  The smell of green chilis always makes me think of my Mom’s Queso and all the happy memories associated with it.

NOTE: This was an honorable mention recipe at the 2010 Central Market Hatch Green Chile Cookoff and is a featured recipe on Tanji Patton’s website!

To get started, you will need the following ingredients:

• 3 roasted hot Hatch green chiles (5-6 if you wanna spice it up) NOTE: Do not attempt this recipe without roasted Hatch green chiles – it just won’t taste right
• Box of Velveeta (32 oz)
• 28oz can of Hunt’s diced tomatoes (the big can)
• 14.5oz can of Hunt’s stewed tomatoes (the little can)

The ingredients - don't make this without the real deal Hatch green chiles!

First, defrost your Hatch green chiles.  I will put them in the microwave on the defrost setting of 0.5 pound of meat and check them periodically.  You definitely don’t want to heat them up so much that you fry them and don’t have any of the meat on the chile left.

While this is happening, you can begin cubing the Velveeta cheese.  Chop them in cubes that are the same size that you see cheddar cheese served parties on toothpicks.  (A side note, this revelation was recently made by one of my mom’s friends from her Clinical Lab Sciences class; we always cubed the cheese in large chunks and it took forever to heat up.  The smaller the cube, the easier to melt!)  Don’t neglect your chiles.

Take the green chiles out of the microwave and remove the black/charred skins from the chiles and throw into the trash (don’t flush down the sink as they might clog it up).  Now you have a choice to make.  From what I am told the hottest part of the chile is the vein and not the seeds (though they are admittedly hot as well).  If you are afraid of how hot the concoction will be, go ahead and “de-vein” and “de-seed” your chiles before you dice them up and throw them in with the cheese.

See the stringy looking thing that goes from the top to the bottom of the green chile? That is the vein; cut it out if you want to tone the queso down.

Next up is to open the large can of diced tomatoes and put them in a colander and strain some of the juice out.  My mom uses the whole can, but I always throw away a handful because I don’t want to risk my queso being soupy.

After that, put the stewed tomatoes in the colander and drain.  Take out all the tomatoes and other vegetables, dice them up (I use all of these tomatoes) and throw them into the queso pot.

At this time, make sure your hands are washed and just give all the ingredients a good mixing.  A note on the queso pot, I use a piece of pottery that was actually made in New Mexico.  My mom had one, so I asked my grandparents for one for a present one Christmas because making my Mom’s Queso in anything else seemed strange.

Heat in the microwave for increments of three minutes and stir after the time is up; repeat this until the queso is smooth and all the cheese is melted.  Trust me, don’t heat longer than three minutes at a time as you might scorch the queso!  I know, I know, I am impatient as well, but queso 10 minutes later is better than getting scorched queso 10 minutes sooner.

If you leave the queso over night or refrigerate the leftovers, the heat from the chiles will increase; I really like it on the second day.  I hope you enjoy this recipe as much as my paternal grandfather.  He always tells my mom, “Thank goodness you married into this family otherwise I would have never had this queso!”

The finished product! Enjoy with some tortilla chips!

*2 shotglasses of Patron Silver
*1 shotglass of Cointreau
*1 shotglass of freshly squeezed lime (using a lime squeezer this is about 2 limes)
*twist of a fresh orange

Combine all ingredients with ice in a shaker; shake and serve in a martini glass.

I like it because you can still taste the tequila (hence the importance of using good tequila) and it just tastes fresh.

That’s it. Simple. Easy. Fresh. Potent.

Be sure to vote for El Clásico inn the Patrón Cocktail Lab on Facebook so that it becomes the most popular margarita!

El Jarro is a family owned business since 1975 and is run by owners Arturo and Sandy Cerna.  You can really tell the emphasis is on family as you will see many of the same folks working in the restaurant year to year.  I really like it because in addition to the management, many of the waiters and staff have been there for a while.  You really feel like part of the family when you dine there.

Entering the restaurant takes you away from the hustle and bustle of Highway 281 and transports you into the interior of Mexico.  On the weekends, there is a band that will play a combination of Latin and 60s/70s pop music.  You can even shake it on the smallish dance floor.

The outside patio is nice, however, it is pretty difficult to get away from the fact that you are in a strip mall next to a major highway and Party City.  In spite of this, they do a pretty nice job of trying to set up an oasis to escape the work day with one of their patented margaritas.

Speaking of, I think that the margaritas at El Jarro are the best in the city.  Don’t waste your time with a frozen one or one with a swirl.  Opt instead for the real deal, The Arturo.  Made with Patron, Cointreau, and lime juice, this potent mixture is served in a martini glass instead of the more traditional rounded margarita glass.  The margarita is $8 but packs a punch that makes it completely worth the price.  A word to the wise – if you will be drinking a couple of these you better plan on having a designated driver for the trip back home.

Normally served in a taller martini glass, this margarita packs a punch. Have a DD if you plan on drinking two.

Their chips and salsa are pretty addicting.  The salsa is always made fresh and pretty chunky.  It is almost like a pico de gallo but not quite; depending on how hot the jalapeños are that day it can be medium to really spicy heat.  Arturo recently talked to the San Antonio Express News and gave them his salsa recipe which is pretty quick and easy to make.  Apparently they make 40 gallons of it a day!

If I have a friend visiting me in San Antonio for the first time, we will inevitably make a stop here for dinner.  For all first timers, I make sure that we order the Queso Flameado as an antojito (or appetizer).  As opposed to queso that most gringos are used to (the kind at Super Bowl parties), this is more of a thicker consistency that has some peppers and chorizo mixed in with it.  They will usually bring it out and light it on fire while mixing all the ingredients together.  It is best eaten on a corn tortilla.

In addition to having the traditional Tex-Mex fare, El Jarro offers a nice variety of Mexico-Mex including Norteño and coastal food.  This is why I typically rotate between three main options for my meal:

If I am feeling a little Tex-Mex, I usually order the El Jarro #3 which is two cheese enchiladas, a crispy taco (be sure to sub in the puffy taco!), rice, beans, and guacamole.  At just above $10, this plate will leave you completely full and satisfied.

For all you seafood lovers, you won’t be remiss to go with the Red Snapper a la Pepe.  More on the expensive side (about $22), the fish is served with a tequila tomato sauce that is really nice. You also get a Salad a la George with this meal, which is a Romaine lettuce salad with mango, jicama, red bell pepper, purple onions, avocado and a vinegar dressing.  The salad almost equals the fish; I love this meal because after I eat it I am full but I do not feel weighted down.

The third option I usually go with is a Norteño delicacy called Cabrito, or baby goat.  I know firsthand that this might sound strange to a lot of folks because when I moved to San Antonio 5 years ago and visited El Jarro for the first time I was kind of shocked to see it on the menu.  I kept going back to restaurant and wondered what it tasted like until one day I got the courage to ask my waiter about it.  He said that it was a specialty and one of his favorites so I ordered it.  I’ve been hooked ever since.

Apparently, I’m not the only one.  In 2009, a foodie for the New York Times wrote an article about how he learned to love goat meat.  The taste of cabrito is really nice because it is so tender and really isn’t a greasy meat.  I was a little afraid that it might have a gamey taste (I don’t like venison for this reason), but I don’t think it is gamey at all.  Cabrito is good either by itself or by making a taco on a corn tortilla with a little bit of guacamole.

The cabrito is a specialty at El Jarro; I ordered it this past visit.

After telling folks how much I liked El Jarro’s cabrito, some of my Mexican friends told me I should check out El Rey de Cabrito in Monterrey, Mexico.  Always up for an adventure, a buddy and I took a midnight bus down to Mexico back in 2006 with the express interest of getting the cabrito.  I will say that El Rey de Cabrito is better, but it is only by the slimmest margins.

El Jarro is one of my San Antonio staples.  I go there to celebrate birthdays, new jobs, or life in general along with going there to commiserate after a bad day or a failure.  It has been a place to take friends and family the first time that they visit me in San Antonio, and a place to return time and time again to catch up.  In short, the overall friendliness of the staff and exceptional food at El Jarro is San Antonio to me.  God willing, their doors will be open for years to come.

Value: 9/10 (you can get a Tex-Mex dinner for $10 that will fill you up or some higher cuisine for $20; the margaritas are $8 but pack more of a punch than two of the typical $4 ones elsewhere)

Atmosphere: 9/10 (Inside atmosphere is really nice and cozy; the patio is good, but you are in a strip mall)

Service: 9.5/10 (really nice servers who will guide you through the menu; I would give it a 10 but the thing is that the service can sometimes be slow; don’t worry, you are in the land of mañana, sit back, relax, and visit )

Salsa: 10/10 (different than most in San Antonio, chunky with a nice heat; don’t forget the recipe seen here)

Taste: 10/10 (my favorite spot in town; if you visit me for the first time we are probably going there)

Website: http://www.eljarro.com

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You end up going towards the prepackaged cookie section (heck, even if you get the chocolate cookies made in the store bakery, people know that they are still store bought), show up with the dessert that no one touches because it is not homemade, and end up going home with 22 of the 25 store bought cookies that even you don’t want.

There is a simple solution to this, Mama Heath’s famous Lemonade Ice Cream Pie!  Now, I don’t know if the recipe originated with her or not, but I really don’t care.  I always looked forward to summer because that meant it was time for Lemonade Ice Cream Pie.  I mean, it just tastes like summer and is perfect for all the shindigs you are going to.  The best thing yet, it is super easy to make (roughly 10-15 minutes of prep) and all your friends will think it is amazing.  Trust me.

Ingredients:

• ½ gallon of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla (don’t skimp out and get the off brand, you can tell)
• 1 can of Minute Maid Pink Lemonade from concentrate
• 1 large Keebler graham cracker crust
• 1 smaller Keebler graham cracker crust

Step 1: Drive home from the grocery store in the Texas summer heat.  Don’t fret if you hit a couple of stop lights on the way home as this will make Step 2 much easier on you.

Step 2: Get a big mixing bowl and dump the starting-to-melt ice cream in it along with the can of pink lemonade that is equally melted from the searing outside heat.

Step 3: Get a spoon and mix, mix, mix (I guess you could cheat and use beaters, but come on, it is soft ice cream and isn’t worth making more of a mess to clean up).  You will want to mix where two things happen: (i) there are no pockets of pure white or bright pink but instead a consistent pale pink color throughout and (ii) it is pretty creamy and smooth.

Step 4: Dump the mixture into the graham cracker crusts and smooth out the top with the spatula.

(Step 4b: Lick the bowl and spatula clean.)

You want the color to be this light pink; mmmm, I am getting hungry just looking at the picture.

Again, Steps 1-4 should take you all of 10 to 15 minutes and the payoff will be worth it.

Step 5: Put it in the freezer for like 2.5 to 3 hours to refreeze.  Serve and enjoy!

I will admit, just like the Cranberry Jalapeño Salsa recipe for Christmastime, the name does kind of sound gross.  However, you will find that the taste is light and crisp with a little bit of tartness.  The cold is refreshing on a hot summer day or evening – one bite and you will agree that it tastes like summer.

For like 15 minutes of time and roughly $10-$12 worth of products, you will make two Lemonade Ice Cream Pies that will not only be “made from scratch” but also be the hit of the party.

There are several things that I look forward to around Christmas time that my mom will inevitably cook: her world renown green chili queso, chili and cornbread, the chocolate turtle brownies, a big pot of beans, enchilada casserole, cranberry jalapeño salsa and fudge.  These are the things that signal it is Christmas to me.

Seeing that I am out of the house and hundreds of miles away, I often try to make some of these dishes myself before travelling home for the holidays.  While the queso is my favorite of all, you can’t really make it unless you have authentic Hatch, New Mexico green chilis (I have a freezer full that I brought back while visiting New Mexico a year and a half ago).  The cranberry jalapeño salsa and fudge are some of my favorites to make and are typically a hit when I make them for a party, so I thought I would give you the recipes to try them out this holiday season.

Cranberry Jalapeño Salsa

This salsa is sweet with a kick! It really looks like Christmas with the red and green.  I think it is funny because when I set it out at a party, people initially shy away from it because they don’t know what it is.  After I tell them that it is cranberry jalapeño salsa, they usually become interested and try it on a Wheat Thin.  At this point in time, it is tough to keep it in stock!

1 package of cranberries
1 bunch of green onions minced
2 minced jalapeños (de-vein and de-seed if you don’t want it too spicy)
1 cup chopped cilantro
¾ cup sugar
1 tablespoon of olive oil
juice of 1 lime

Place the cranberries in a food processor and turn on low; you kind of want them to be a little chunky.  Mix all the ingredients together and mix up good.  Serve chilled with Wheat Thins; I have found if you let it sit overnight you get a nicer spice as all the ingredients got to mix together.

Fudge

This is always a hit; I don’t like mine with pecans, but feel free to add it in if you do!

4 ½ cups of sugar
2 sticks of Parkay
12 oz Carnation evaporated milk

Put the above on medium heat and bring to a full boil; once there, let it boil for 7 ½ minutes.

Remove from heat and add:

18 oz of Nestle Tollhouse Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips
7 oz jar of marshmellow cream
1 tsp of vanilla

Stir all these things in really well.  THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART: After stirring for a while, take a spatula and scrape the top edge of the bowl where some of the fudge is caught but is not really being stirred into the mixture any more.  Be cautious as you remove it to make sure nothing drops in your mixture; wipe it on a paper towel and through away.  This is important because you are getting all the crystallized stuff out of your mixture which makes it smooth.

Do this about three times and make sure you have a consistent color.  Pour mixture into a pan that is rubbed with butter so that the fudge won’t stick.  Let set before you serve (but enjoy licking the bowl).

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Hope this can make your Christmas that much more enjoyable!